The Old Man and I were doing lunch at a trendy Wilshire roast beef sandwich stand. I was on my first bite of my beef and cheese and sodium sandwich when the Sea Breeze ringtone - my special phone sex ringtone - went off. I held up my iPhone so the Old Man could see that I was getting a work call, and he gave me his keys and waved me off to his car. He really appreciates my entrepreneurial spirit.
"Bring my sandwich to the car!" Mid-meal, I half walked fast, half jogged to his car.
My phone client was J-, the guy who had called me for the first time last week. Last time, J- had called around 11PM and we spoke for 30 minutes on the phone at $2 a minute and then he sent me a cash tribute the next day, around $150 in total. He was into SPH (small penis humiliation) and blackmail fantasies. If J- was calling me for a second time, that means he'd really liked what I said the first time. The key to my success on this call, is to say the same thing I said on the last call. Fetishists are very specific about their fantasies. In fact, they are downright OCD about reliving the same fantasy over and over.
How is that baby-sized cock of yours? You better send me all your money or I will tell everyone and I mean everyone you know that you are a teeny little man!
After a few minutes, the Old Man came back over to the car and tossed me my foil wrapped sandwich. He got in the driver's seat and looked straight ahead and sipped his Dr. Pepper and giggled while I teased this pervert who I imagined was on his lunch break, hiding in the men's room of his office. The truth is, I don't know what time zone these guys are calling from, so it may not have been his lunch hour.
The Old Man actually never laughs loud enough for that my phone clients to hear him. I still feign annoyance so I have an excuse to smack his arm while he scoffs at my small penis banter. The call was over, our lunch hour was up, and the Old Man had to go back to set and I had to see the dentist for a cleaning. After I accompanied Best Gay to Crossroads Trading. The sellers looked through bags and bags of our stuff and only took 3 items. Then later, home alone, I smoked bud through a tampon applicator because Best Gay still hasn't returned my pipe.
*Niteflirt.com is a website that connects paying callers to phone sex operators.